This cheese grater is amazing!
Jane, as you may know, eats much
cheese, like a hungry mouse!
I assure you this gift will see much use. Thank you!
John & Jane
I don't know that I've ever laughed out loud reading a wedding thank you card. Made my day.
By the way, "Jane" is tiny as can be, so I don't doubt that she eats like a mouse, even a hungry one.